The Greatest Threat in the Xenovers

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
signlessacolyte

Anonymous asked:

Ahah very funny I see she just won't listen until it's right in her face. Too bad for her.

dragomer answered:

Honestly with your first ask, I wasn’t sure if it was a joke or not but seeing that you’re serious, I have to say:

Your weird RPF fanfic make no sense, I’m in France, Signless is American, we’re not even on the same continent and I’m not gay, there’s literally no way, let alone a reason, for us to be having an affair behind Nichya’s back.

So if Signless is cheating, it’s definitely not with me so improve your weird RPF script to be less incoherent and keep me out of it.

Also if you wanna warn someone that they’re being cheated on, maybe talk to them directly instead, preferably with proofs instead of randomly starting to accuse the supposed ‘cheaters’ in public with no evidence whatsoever and completely ignoring and refusing to communicate with the supposed victim.

Thanks for the ask ^^

signlessacolyte

Oh but Frenchie, aren't you always saying I'm a 14 year old girl?

dragomer

@hello-nichya-here​ Get your boyfriend, he’s trying to catfish me right under the post where I said I wouldn’t fuck him.

hello-nichya-here

Sorry, frenchie, I can’t. He’s my Dom, not the other way around. I can only contradict him when I want attention.

signlessacolyte

Good Girl.

dragomer

You fuckers really decided to start your weird shit under my one serious answer to the situation.

See what I'll do at your wedding then I'll have the last laugh
hello-nichya-here

Anonymous asked:

Ahah very funny I see she just won't listen until it's right in her face. Too bad for her.

dragomer answered:

Honestly with your first ask, I wasn’t sure if it was a joke or not but seeing that you’re serious, I have to say:

Your weird RPF fanfic make no sense, I’m in France, Signless is American, we’re not even on the same continent and I’m not gay, there’s literally no way, let alone a reason, for us to be having an affair behind Nichya’s back.

So if Signless is cheating, it’s definitely not with me so improve your weird RPF script to be less incoherent and keep me out of it.

Also if you wanna warn someone that they’re being cheated on, maybe talk to them directly instead, preferably with proofs instead of randomly starting to accuse the supposed ‘cheaters’ in public with no evidence whatsoever and completely ignoring and refusing to communicate with the supposed victim.

Thanks for the ask ^^

signlessacolyte

Oh but Frenchie, aren't you always saying I'm a 14 year old girl?

dragomer

@hello-nichya-here​ Get your boyfriend, he’s trying to catfish me right under the post where I said I wouldn’t fuck him.

hello-nichya-here

Sorry, frenchie, I can’t. He’s my Dom, not the other way around. I can only contradict him when I want attention.

dragomer

Stop trying to involve me in your damn sex life.

TMI is a thing I don't remember asking
hello-nichya-here

Anonymous asked:

I'm traumatized by how savagely accurate you and Nichya are. Guess it runs in the family.

dragomer answered:

Accurate on what? Or did you mean ‘similar’?

Either way, yes, a lot of stuff run in the family to the point it’s worrying, that’s what tipped us off to begin with XD

Thanks for the ask ^^

hello-nichya-here

Now we just have to find out which one of your relatives is as much of a sitcom character as my dad XD

dragomer

Oh, don’t worry on that one, there are SEVERAL of my uncles and cousins who fit the bill XD

I have an uncle who's main personality trait is coming out of the garage talking fast
signlessacolyte

Anonymous asked:

Ahah very funny I see she just won't listen until it's right in her face. Too bad for her.

dragomer answered:

Honestly with your first ask, I wasn’t sure if it was a joke or not but seeing that you’re serious, I have to say:

Your weird RPF fanfic make no sense, I’m in France, Signless is American, we’re not even on the same continent and I’m not gay, there’s literally no way, let alone a reason, for us to be having an affair behind Nichya’s back.

So if Signless is cheating, it’s definitely not with me so improve your weird RPF script to be less incoherent and keep me out of it.

Also if you wanna warn someone that they’re being cheated on, maybe talk to them directly instead, preferably with proofs instead of randomly starting to accuse the supposed ‘cheaters’ in public with no evidence whatsoever and completely ignoring and refusing to communicate with the supposed victim.

Thanks for the ask ^^

signlessacolyte

Oh but Frenchie, aren't you always saying I'm a 14 year old girl?

dragomer

@hello-nichya-here​ Get your boyfriend, he’s trying to catfish me right under the post where I said I wouldn’t fuck him.

Get him a chastity cage at this point I take back everything I said he's probably cheating

Anonymous asked:

Ahah very funny I see she just won't listen until it's right in her face. Too bad for her.

Honestly with your first ask, I wasn’t sure if it was a joke or not but seeing that you’re serious, I have to say:

Your weird RPF fanfic make no sense, I’m in France, Signless is American, we’re not even on the same continent and I’m not gay, there’s literally no way, let alone a reason, for us to be having an affair behind Nichya’s back.

So if Signless is cheating, it’s definitely not with me so improve your weird RPF script to be less incoherent and keep me out of it.

Also if you wanna warn someone that they’re being cheated on, maybe talk to them directly instead, preferably with proofs instead of randomly starting to accuse the supposed ‘cheaters’ in public with no evidence whatsoever and completely ignoring and refusing to communicate with the supposed victim.

Thanks for the ask ^^

thanks for the ask ^^ If I'm accused of being a homewrecker at least accuse me of cheating with a woman FFS
nerdylibertarian928
hello-nichya-here

The writers of How I Met Your Mother: Literally make an entire episode comparing Ted and Robin to Ted’s divorced parents and show why they’d never work as a couple.

Barney: Becomes everyone’s favorite character (and is sometimes the only good thing about the show).

Ted: Becomes more and more annoying as the show goes on.

The audience: Gets sick of Ted and Robin’s romance, and instead love her relationship with Barney.

Robin: Does not want children, is focused on her job and wants to travel the world.

Ted: Wants children and a peaceful life in the suburbs.

Barney: Is the man who always says “challenge accepted” and has all kinds of crazy adventures.

Robin: Literally tells Ted she doesn’t love him and chose to marry Barney.

The Mother/Tracy: is so likable that she actually makes people like Ted again and is one of the few reasons anyone was still watching.

The Finale: Has Barney giving up on the love of his life because she traveled a lot and there was no wi-fi in the hotel she took him to, while Tracy dies so the writers can force Robin to get back together with Ted and be his kid’s step-mom.

The audience: Hates the last episode so much they start hating the story as a whole

The writers:

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dragomer

How I Met Your Mother is the only show other than GOT who’s final managed to retroactively kill everything associated with it, it’s crazy.

Though TBF, the writers weren’t always the same and most writers who came to write a few episode and fuck off to their next contract probably didn’t watch the show and only had a vague idea of the characters.

nerdylibertarian928

LOST ended with the reveal that they were all killed in the plane crash and the show was their halucinations as they were dying

dragomer

LOST doesn’t count because it became unwatchable long before that point.

just my thoughts
hello-nichya-here

Anonymous asked:

You ever gonna stop playing friends and be honest with Nichya about fucking her boyfriend behind her back?

dragomer answered:

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hello-nichya-here

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HOW COULD YOU, FRENCHIE? I trusted you! You heartless monster! We are half-siblings/cousins, damn you! TRAITOR! You didn't even let me watch, you bastard!

dragomer

It’s not MY fault your internet connection went down while we were livestreaming it!

Also as you said, we're half siblings / cousins, you should just learn to share with the family!

hello-nichya-here

I don't even share my dad with my actual half-brother, I'm NOT sharing my boyfriend with my dumbass french cousin!

dragomer

I think we just established you don’t have a choice anymore, either you share or I put your boyfriend on the shelf.

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hello-nichya-here

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GIVE HIM BACK OR ELSE!

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dragomer

Ooooh, the shortie can’t get her boyfriend back from the shelf without help from her cousin, so sad.

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Should have shared and shown some respect to your elders now the shelf has him
hello-nichya-here

Anonymous asked:

You ever gonna stop playing friends and be honest with Nichya about fucking her boyfriend behind her back?

dragomer answered:

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hello-nichya-here

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HOW COULD YOU, FRENCHIE? I trusted you! You heartless monster! We are half-siblings/cousins, damn you! TRAITOR! You didn't even let me watch, you bastard!

dragomer

It’s not MY fault your internet connection went down while we were livestreaming it!

Also as you said, we're half siblings / cousins, you should just learn to share with the family!

hello-nichya-here

I don't even share my dad with my actual half-brother, I'm NOT sharing my boyfriend with my dumbass french cousin!

dragomer

I think we just established you don’t have a choice anymore, either you share or I put your boyfriend on the shelf.

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And you're way too short to ever get it back
hello-nichya-here

Anonymous asked:

You ever gonna stop playing friends and be honest with Nichya about fucking her boyfriend behind her back?

dragomer answered:

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hello-nichya-here

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HOW COULD YOU, FRENCHIE? I trusted you! You heartless monster! We are half-siblings/cousins, damn you! TRAITOR! You didn't even let me watch, you bastard!

dragomer

It’s not MY fault your internet connection went down while we were livestreaming it!

Also as you said, we’re half siblings / cousins, you should just learn to share with the family!

If you wanted to watch get a better internet connection